kyleehenke: my brother just shoved his ass against my closed door and farted so freaking loud it like mY FUCKING DOOR SHOOK I AM SCREAMING
fucki it, i’m so bored i’m going to make breakfast.
so i’ve just been vegging out on the futon for the last 3 hours now. i am incredibly bored and lazy. this isn’t good. ;A;
hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you that is such a good idea (as long as you set it to silent when the cops reply)
Reblog if you are a wizard or a witch
weowejkrourchildhood: i-am-whale: my-invisible-angel: nicalletteswigart: 1.4 million wizards on Tumblr! 1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR ALMOST 2 2 Million! 2.7 Million Almost 3 Million!!!! 4 MILLION!!!! LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!! Let’s get 5 million!!! Instant reblog I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH. WE NEED 7 MILLION THE NOTES. OH GOD just...
COME WATCH STAR TREK (2009) !!! ! ! ! →
theonethatwearssweatshirts: alexanderperchov: alexanderperchov: COME ON IN I WILL PROBABLY START THE MOVIE IN ABOUT FIFTEEN OR TWENTY MINUTES until them im gonna probably play eurovision videos idk COME ON DUDES whispers join the party im in
watcing got now so i can play minecraft later
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this aggggh nostalgia hits again
since my fire alarm went of about 10 minutes ago i’m terrified that the door bell will ring and the firemen will be like “ARE YOU OK MA’AM” and i’ll be like shitting my pants again
kyleehenke: I can’t wait until I can show you guys the things I’m dreaming up /)u(\
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
myr-lu: dragonlordoferebor: booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM THE HOHIRRIM hohirrim
my back just made the perfect machine gun noise as i popped it.
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?
how to pay bills
itsvondell: get bill ?????????? i have to pay the?? money get th money >???? where do i put it 1; get bill 2; cry 3; try not to cry 4; bawl your eyes out 5; budget 6; cry some more
queenofjacks: i think i have a problem. almost every guy who has a free pass to my bed is over forty, or close to it. i mean, let’s look at the list: liam neeson gary oldman jeremy renner mark wahlberg bruce fucking willis dwayne johnson robert downey jr i think the only one who isn’t close to that is joseph gordon-levitt. my life. good list ;) but i’m adding vin diesel to my...
i hate when i'm right at work
usually it means that my manager no longer has the right to laugh at me saying “DON’T FUCKING JINX US” but tonight it just meant waaay more work cause tomorrow is out busiest day of the year; mother’s day. *insert doomsday music* the only good thing about it is that i’m getting a shit ton of hours. unfortunately that may mean that it’s the last time i get...
whateverhumans: rootbeef: gangstamickey: being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket being hot read the first line as “hot and bothered but also feeling like something something LEGS” jfc i need sleep
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a...
pokemonmasterkimba: spotless-mindss: aladdinsfuturewife: just going to keep reblogging until this happens why not
watching GOTs jfc loras is awkward lol
livestream seems to hate my compy tonight. ;A;