i don’t get it, WHY? 

we achieved a HUGE goal, which ought to be a happy celebration. are they mad cause they missed it?

it is recorded, you know. kinda hard not to record something like this. 

are they mad cause america played a huge part? we kinda did, yes, but we also included 4 other countries in this too. 

are people being huge douche nozzles about it?

STOP IT. 

guys, we FUCKING LANDED ON MARS. how often does that successfully happen? not to mention with the most advanced and modern technology we have to date? the next step they’re talking about is landing people on mars, so this technically is the most important thing that has happened. 

so stop being pissed for tonight, do it tomorrow when we’re calm about it and can use intelligence to deliberate like the monkeys we are.